Tshirt Humor.

Funny sayings and T-shirt humor

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20 Reasons a beer is better than a woman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
50% Single
90% Devil 10% Angel
Abso Fukin Lutely
A hard man is good to find!
Allergic to Stupid People
All County Team Cow Tipping
All in favour of Viagra please rise
All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink.
All your base are belong to us
Almost Single
Animals Taste Good
Anti-Bush (I like'em Shaved!)
Anti-Social
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Are you reading this or are you staring at my tits?
Areyous taringatm ytits?
Are You Trying to Piss Me Off ?
Baby Doll
Badassmuthafucka
Be As You Are "All Stars"
Be Dope, Don't Use Dope
Beer and Hot Women, Nothing Else Matters
Beer Hunter
Beer. It's Whats For Dinner
Beer Is Good
Beer Me Up, Scotty
Beer The Reason I Get Up
Ben Dover's Auto Sales Have we got a ride for you!
Black Belt In Keeping It Real
Blonde and proud of it
Blondes have more fun
Blondes may tease, but Redheads please
Boldly Going Nowhere
Bomb Squad
Boogie Down
Buy This Man A Beer
Can I ignore you some other time?
Can You Beer Me Now
Cat Person
Caution: Zero To Horny in 2.5 beers
Celebrity Addict (add name of favourite celebrity)
Cereal Killer Funny T-Shirt
Clowns Taste Funny
Dear Al Qaeda, Give us Osama or we'll send you Hillary
Dear Lord If you can't make me skinny, Please make my friends fat
Define Boyfriend
Designated Drunk
Desperate Dads Club
Desperate Housewife
Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians
Disgruntled employee of the month.
Doesn't Play Well with Others
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Dog Person
Don't Annoy The Crazy Person
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Don't Laugh, Your Daughter Woke Up In This Shirt
Don't laugh, Your Girlfriend Woke Up In This Shirt
Don't make me call out my Flying Monkeys
Do Not Copy Me T-Shirt
Do you need a license to be that Ugly?
Drama Queen
Drinks First Sex Later
Each Body has its Art. Mine is from Picasso!
Exercise daily - walk with God.
Finish your Beer. There are sober kids in India
First Bank of Dad
Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
Guys have feelings too? Who cares...
Heaven does not want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
He Who Hesitates is... Um?
Hopping Mad
Hottie (Playboy)
Hot Shit
How about a Nice Cup Of Shut The Hell Up
I'm living proof My Mom Is Easy
I'm going nuck'in futz.
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
I'm with Stupid
I AM A VIRGIN (This is an old tshirt)
I am In Shape, Round is a Shape
I am multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time!
I am out of bed and dressed. What More Do You Want From Me
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you T-Shirt
I did London, I did New York, but I loved doing Paris
I do whatever my hormones tell me to do!
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!
If at first you don't succeed... Buy me another drink!
If I found you floating in my pool, I'd punish my Dog
If I throw A Stick, Will You Leave?
If Only These Were Brains
If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.
I Have My Own Money But I Rather Spend Yours
I Have The Pussy So I Make The Rules
I hit two good balls today! (I stepped on a rake.)
I Live In My Own Little World, but it's OK.. They know me
I'll Try To Be Nicer If You Try To Be Smarter
Instant ASSHOLE! Just Add Beer
International Symbol for Needs Head
I Only F*ck Supermodels
I Suffer From CRS (Cant Remember Shit)
It's a Lie Reality tv is a fake! Sex secrets of ...
It's Not A Beer Belly! It's A Liquid Grain Storage Facility
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
It's Over, Fat Lady Sings
It's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
Keep It Steady (Soul Rebel)
Latins Do It Better
Lawyers Have Feelings Too! (allegedly)
Legally Insane
Lets hook up then ignore each other later
Lets Hug It Out
Life Is Better (available with Puerto Rican, Italian and Black)
Life is full of difficult decisions
Life's Too Short to Dance with Ugly Men
Life's Too Short To Date Ugly Women
Life is too short to have bad ... (sex or food or ...)
Lincoln Log Legend
Little Devil
Little Leon's Lube & Tanning We grease to please!
Liver Is Evil It must be punished
Liquor up front, Poker in the rear
Long Wang
Looking for my Perfect Match, You Definately Ain't
Looking For Trouble
Lost my mind.. Never even noticed it.
Lost my mind. Not my head!
Love Your Sax Appeal
Maybe...Maybe Not
Me so Horny
Miss Biker Bitch
My Boyfriend Is Out Of Town
My Ex-Girlfriend Is A Stripper
My Monkey wants to hide in your bush
Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhood Watch Is Fun
Nobody's Purrfect
No Bones About It, Its Halloween
Nosey.. Aren't You
Not all Bowlers Are Liars, but a lot of Liars Bowl
No thanks, One asshole in my pants is enough
Nothing Runs Like A Deere
Not Interested
Not The Girl Next Door
Now You Can't See Me
Nurse The Hardest Job
Objects under this shirt are Larger Than They Appear
Old Skool
On the Rebound You'll Do
Out Of My Mind Be Back In Five Minutes
Parental Advisory Don't have Kids
Paris Sucks
Party Hardy
Party 'Til You Puke
Perfect And Italian Too
Pete's Plumbing We take a leak then fix it
Pig Wrestling Championship
Pirates Do It For The Booty
Plain Clothes Officer
Platamapus
Playmate of the Year
Please Do Not Feed The Models
Please Dont Bounce the Balls
Please Turn Me Over So I don't Choke on my own Vomit
Polly Wants A Cocktail
Poker Legend ... I'll Own You
Porn Star "Lick Me"
Property of Beverly Hills Pimps & Ho's
Requires Constant Supervision
Rocket Scientist
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Shit Happens
Show Me The Money
Show Me Your Hooters
So many bitches, so little time
So, when's the wizard going to get back to you about that brain?
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
Started out with Nothing. Still have most of it!
Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!
Strangers have the best candy!
Sure I know Jack Shit, I married him!
Tattooed White Trash
Teenage Millionaire (Jesus)
The Big Bang theory: And God said 'Pulleth my Finger'
There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid People
This Bitch Doesn't Fall Off
This bloke carries no cash, he's married
This is my drinking shirt
This Is Not A Photo Opportunity
This is Not The Life I Ordered
Thought of you all day... at the Zoo!
To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothing!
Trust Me I'm A Lawyer
Trust Me I'm A Virgin
Trust Me I'm Single
Viagra is for Pussies
Viagra's secret ingredients
Von Drunk
Von Bitch
Unless you're a haemorrhoid, get off my ass!
Us blondes aren't dumb
Whack Off
Warning Biker Can Be Dangerous
Warning I Have An Attitude And Know How To Use It
Warning Truckers Can Be Dangerous
Wasted All The Time
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer
Where Goddess Goes, Magic Grows.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction
We Are All On Drugs
When I Snap, you'll be the first to go
Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner
Whiskey and Hot Women, Nothing Else Matters
White Boys Can Wrap
Willy Wonka I'm Sorry T-shirt
Will work for food... Will beg for sex
www.sex@myplace.com.now
You Can Blink Now
You can't fix stupid
You Don't Know Me. Federal Witness Protection Program.
You!? Off My Planet
Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot
Your Boyfriend Wants Me
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me