More funny T shirt sayings
A hard man is good to find!
All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Blondes have more fun
Cherish Me Damn It
Disgruntled employee of the month.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Each Body has its Art. Mine is from Picasso!
ERROR Keyboard not detected ... Press any button to continue
Exercise daily - walk with God.
Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
Heaven does not want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
If at first you don't succeed... Buy me another drink!
I'm going nuck'in futz.
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
I'm still Hot but it comes in Flashes
I am multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time!
I do whatever my hormones tell me to do!
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!
If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.
I hit two good balls today! (I stepped on a rake.)
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Lost my mind.. Never even noticed it.
Lost my mind. Not my head!
Love Thy Neighbor .... Start with me
Sarcasm, just another service I offer
So, when's the wizard going to get back to you about that brain?
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
Started out with Nothing. Still have most of it!
Strangers have the best candy!
Sure I know Jack Shit, I married him!
The Big Bang theory: And God said 'Pulleth my Finger'
This shirt intentionally left blank
To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothing!
Where Goddess Goes, Magic Grows.
Will work for food... Will beg for sex
You can't fix stupid
You say "bitch" like its a bad thing.
Put one of these funny quotes on
Your own personally designed T-Shirt!.
or go back to our funny T shirts list
