FUNNY SMS MESSAGES...

ROUGHOATS MULTIMEDIA ENTERTAINMENT

Below is a collection of funny SMS messages:

I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.

TELSTRA regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

OPTUS wishes to inform you that our product security division has been monitoring your phone. We once again remind you that your phone is not a masturbation device. 

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you are ready.

POLICE are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the search, but where do you think I should hide?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Apparently it has been discovered that the intelligent gene is found in women.
Unfortunately 98% of them spit it back out.

SEND FREE SMS MESSAGES:

Free-sms-messages.com

Join this free SMS community and send free SMS messages to your friends mobile phones. Even though the sign up process was a little awkward, their features are the great and they cover most countries in the world.

Free SMS.ac

No need to sign up. Just provide your friend's mobile phone number, the message and your email address, and away you go.

Free SMS at worldxs.net

If the above world wide available free SMS providers won't work with your friend's mobile phone, you will probably find a local provider of free SMS messages here.

FUNNY TSHIRT SLOGANS:

I don't need no stinkin' rules

Life is too short to have bad sex

Readth iswhileIs tareaty ourtits.

Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

If you know of any other funny SMS messages that are not listed on this site, please click here to send them to me.