FUNNY PICKUP LINES ...

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Below is a collection of some great pickup lines:

• This face is leaving in 5 minutes! Would you like to be on it?
• Nice legs! What time do they open?
• You must have a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you a second time.
• F#ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Kelly.
• Do you cum here often?
• I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• I'm lost! Which way is it to your house?
• This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single.
• Is that a ladder between your legs or a stairway to heaven.
• Your face or mine?
• Do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? (hold up any two fingers)
  Most common response: No, why?
  Because they're mine.
   

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