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Below is the contents of an email that was forwarded to me by a Star Wars
fan who had come across my site. If the thought of Yoda making love brings a
smile to your lips, the utterings on this page of our favorite Star Wars character will certainly
give you bellyaches caused by excessive laughter.
The 12 things uttered by Yoda while making love:
12. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!
11. Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.
10. Feel the force!
9. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.
8. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must!
7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.
6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!
5. You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up
my ass.
4. Happens to every guy sometimes this does.
3. When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?
2. Ow, Ow, OW! On my ear you are!
1. Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi Master?
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