FUNNIEST BUMPER STICKERS ...
Funny car bumper stickers
Here is a collection of the funniest bumper stickers sure to amuse your friends! Buy a funny bumper sticker and put it on your car!
Answer My Prayers Steal This Car
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
Earth First, We can log the other planets later
God Hates Rednecks (Tornadoes Only Hit Trailer Parks!)
God is Coming and is she PISSED
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
Keep Working, Millions on Welfare Depend on You
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Men are Idiots and I married their King
My kid can whip your honor student's ass
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Visualize using your turn signals
With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
Women are great leaders, You're following one
Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!
Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
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